A government vehicle with a plate number starting with "SFX" suddenly becomes "SEX" by placing the red plate sticker just at the spot where F will look like an E. A work of a genius and a very creative government employee. I can almost associate his work to Da Vinci's, really a work of art...... Continue Reading →
My Buddy, Mr. Big Tooth…!
Meet my friend who loves to take selfies, Mr. Big Tooth! Don't mind his front tooth, they're harmless. I think Mr. Big Tooth only eats staples and any papers he could feed on. But be careful, he has a very nasty habit of hiding every time I need him to chew on something. And if... Continue Reading →
The Alien Mutation!
Of all the letters in the alphabet, I do believe that the letters "G" and "X" are of the mutant-kind and could be extra-terrestrials! They may have come from another world and have assimilated themselves here on earth... Do you know why? Both have multiple identities that can baffle the unoriented. They can metamorph into... Continue Reading →
For my big boy…!
Passing through a gas station going to the North earlier, I went inside their restroom and noticed one urinal with a note saying, "For your little boy". Well, that ain't for me obviously. I then approached the attendant and asked, "Do you have a urinal 'for my big boy'?" I hope this pass Emmanuel Muema's... Continue Reading →
The Most Peaceful Nation…
Yes, indeed. My country, the Philippines, is the most peaceful nation in Asia where everyone says: "Piss be with you...!", " Piss, not war..." "We pray for world piss..."
My Response to a Viral Hoax!
I HEREBY GIVE PERMISSION to the police, NBI, BIR, CIA, Dracula, Frankenstein, the werewolf, Batman, Superman, X-Men, Naruto, Voltes V, Daimos, Mazinger Z, Malificent, Cinderella, the Pied Piper, Jack and Jill, Sleeping Beauty, the Three Stooges, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Yoda, all the Jedis and the Darth Lords, the Martians, the Men in... Continue Reading →
Photo Haiku: Imagination
the nature's wonder! voluptuous and curvy, says the sex-starved man
... And sing to the tune of "Leaving on a Jet Plane"! So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you'll never let me go 'Cause I'm leavin' on a cramped bus Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe, I hate to go
I bet this cloud is a woman…!
... And please, don't ask me why I said it! Just turn the image upside down!