This is odd…

There’s definitely something odd and weird about this vehicle! Have you also noticed it?

Aha! It has no plate number…! That’s why it’s odd and weird!

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The Fruits of Labor…

Literally, the fruits of labor! Name all the fruits in the photos and you’ll receive a one year supply of mangoes on my account… Of course, they will be inside a photo! Were you expecting real mangoes? 🙂

I apologize for not posting or viewing your blogs consistently nowadays. I’m out of town on vacation due to the long weekend here in the Philippines and services of the telco carriers in a third-world country like mine are really awful outside of the cities … It was the 30th anniversary of the country’s EDSA People Power Revolution last February 25 (Thursday).

Wishing you all the best Friday night and a great weekend!

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I need a second opinion!

My doctor advised me to take Centrum SILVER, vitamins for 50 years of age and up, instead of the Centrum that I usually take since decades ago. I feel like I’m in the 30s and I bet you, I can still perform like a 30 year old… No violent reactions please!

But my doctor keeps on reminding me that I’m 50! I gotta get a second opinion and ditch this witch doctor out of my life!

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Street Sign: No Peeing

Believe it or not… We have a traffic sign that says, “No peeing” in one of our major roads called EDSA connecting all cities.

We are indeed a pissful nation full of pissful citizens. Piss be with you all!

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The Corporate R2D2…

Do you know what R2D2 is doing if he is not in a movie shoot?

Of course, he has a day job. He is the Corporate Head of a group in charge of sanitation in a muti-national coffee franchise. You may not recognize him because he is in a corporate suit all in black minus his helmet. Did you expect him in casual attire like what he is wearing in his movie shoots? As a movie star, he wants to be incognito when in his day job… You’ve probably knew that. One good way to avoid those pesky paparazzis!

Did you know that R2D2 is a die-hard environmentalist like Wall-E who hates all the garbages we are throwing everywhere?

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The Filipino Daredevils…!

Imagine this, you are driving along a major road in the Metro and then suddenly, a jaywalker darted in front of you missing him by a few inches on a road where there shouldn’t be any pedestrian crossing the street in the first place!

But we, Filipinos, are known as the most bravest people in the world. We are Daredevils!

We pride ourselves of having fearless pilots flying second-hand military airplanes made almost a hundred years ago. We have motorbike riders running at more than 60kph wearing no helmets. We have glass cleaners hanging on the 30th floor of a building with very low safety standards. We have construction workers with no hard hats or safety gears. We have kids on the back of our cars wearing no seat belts when cruising at neck-breaking speeds on our expressways. I could fill up the entire volumes of Encyclopedia Brittanica just to show-off how brave and fearless we Filipinos are.

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